Sean: I don't believe it. I don't -- do you know what they took? My idea book. Paul: Your what? Sean: You know, I was writing in that black notebook... Every great business idea I've had over the last four years went into that book. Proposals, logos, sketches, I mean, what -- it was like my safety deposit box. It was my future.
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Some of Sean's ideas...
the UFO story 900 number
the mini quick carwash
marzipan candy boxer figurines
The "Quarter Master" board game
disposable camera vending machines
selling fruit to students during finals
"Lact-O's"milkless cereal (just add water)
seducing prospective dates with dayplanners
head compressor for relieving headaches
creating a "docuventary" about college life
the freshman packet: contains Aspirin, maps, pepper spray, condoms, energy bars, and No-Doze
a brand new condiment called "smoothaise" (actually a spicy version of Thousand Island dressing)
Tofurkey: tofu turkey (well, not really his invention)
keyboard for people with one hand
shreme: sugar and cream in one!
a marshmallow rotisserie for roasting lots of marshmallows
rubber bands: condoms that play "happy birthday" or the wedding song when the package is opened
- screwless chair: a chair that can be assembled without the use of any screws [sean's dad's idea]
- flavored pen caps: pen caps in different flavors like cherry for people who like to bite on their pens
- shrimp restaurant; perhaps serving shrimp yoghurt?
- lucite overhead reading table: so you can read while lying down
- a restaurant called "Before and After" that only serves appetizers and deserts [mmm!]
- a combination sleep mask/alarm clock -- your face "buzzes" when it's time to wake up, without disturbing anyone else!
- the sock-shirt: a Meghan-inspired shirt that has a tube sock as a sleeve.
- SMEGAN - Sean and Meghan's clothing/accessory company.
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- shoe jackets: leather covers for your shoes that you can wear over your comfortable sneakers.
- music-playing condom party favors
- bagel knots, little pieces of bagels injected with cream cheese